This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.
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Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")
So, not that different, I'd say.
You do have a point. Seems like there are quite a few "new" names in each language and then some weirdly descriptive ones for specific birds.
In Germany we have lots of names that are the descriptions. Stirnlappenbasilisk ist quite descriptive...
My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:
There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.
"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"
Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird
I believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"
Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.
That's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆
Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.
Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds
Wanna guess?
It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something
Lilac breasted roller
Cotton Candy Cum Stain
Most likely something like Big Titted Sloppy Blowjob Tramp, knowing how perverted some bird watchers are.
bubblegum ice cream flavored bird
Pink breasted bluey chirp
I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!
We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver
Happy to help! Lol
I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.
Black vultures, for me.
We have some that hunt through the dumpsters at work when deli does toss-out. I felt rather dumb assuming they had a fancier name.
Pretty neat birds to watch, though. I lost some time while they strutted about, pretty much ignoring my existence once I had tossed all our old bread.
Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.
red-winged blackbird
C'mon!
Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.
Animal behavior is funny
I wonder how that benefits them in terms of evolution.
Brighter colors indicate health like their ability to successfully gather food which builds up the pigmentation, as well as fitness in avoiding predators. If you see bright bird it is very likely its a male, the stronger the signals, the more attractive they are as a potential mate
The benefit is that strong red patches scare off other males, small patches get you clobbered, and no one is mating with the bird that just got his shit rocked.
"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"
“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”
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