Musk wants to turn the planet into the same mindless drone he is himself.
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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Why does clicking on this link bring up Google Play lol wtf
I hope he himself has it in him. Based on his progressing psychosis it is in his head for some time now.
Well if musk said it...
I don't believe it.
Cyberpunk incoming
Pump the stocks with buzzwords!
God speed, guinea pig.
Oh, that's why he's been behaving this way.
Can't wait to have a stroke because someone put a cryptomining virus on my brainchip.
playing Cyberpunk these days and there's a lot of that
Watch. It will end up being Alec Baldwin.
Elon Musk saw the shitter episode of South Park, and was inspired by it. He hatched a plan. He needed a company working on brain computer interface technology, and Twitter to get renamed shitter. Nuerolink was easy to find, but Shitter was troublesome. He bought twitter, then in what only could be called by Elon Musk some sort of brilliance, thought he could tank the sites reputation so hard and give it a stupid brand that people would roll their eyes and switch to calling it "shitter."
Once that had taken place, he would be able to develop the technology, and finally release a platform that gave anyone the ability to publicly broadcast all their thoughts without a filter. And he would be loved for it
Mark of the least
Oh you
I want this but with the capability of uploading fake memories. Like in the Arnold Chachanege where he gets fake memories. But without all the violence. I just wanna feel like a million bucks every day. Maybe I'll remember how I made sweet sweet love the night before or something awesome like that.
How far is it from giving vision to blind people to making memories?
At the very least being able to send a video and have the brain understand it is at least a first step?
We'll get there one day. I'll recruit them some "volunteers" if they need!
....oh Mr Santos, it's a really cool implant, you should really try it.
How'd you like the woman in the red dress?
What woman in the red dress...all I see is blondes and brunettes...
Look again.
Wait, I'm gonna learn kung fu? Can I also watch endless porn? I rather do that actually.
Oh you're wearing one of those neuralinks. Dont try any of that mind control on me.
😁 I'm so looking forward to use this quote in real life.
This is one of the worst ideas in capitalism..
That poor bastard.
Poor is probably what led to it
(insert Cave Johnson quote here)
In Elon’s eyes he’s still testing on animals.
...Which he is.
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