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The Duff CEO with a Windows-Logo on his forehead: "Gamers use Windows because of its' user experience not our de facto monopoly."

Next Image: Duff CEO with Windows-Logo in front of a "Out of Business" sign. Subtitle: "30 minutes after SteamOS is released"

Edit: Yo, I'm not saying this is gonna happen. I just want to say that Windew's UX sucks ass.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 minutes ago

Year of the Linux ~~Desktop~~ Handheld

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I’ve considered Windows a toy OS for decades because the only use case anyone can legitimately make for needing to use it is to play games.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 55 minutes ago

Fact. I only still use it because of game compatibility.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Its the only os with functional cad as well. Freecad is a user hating joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I've used several CAD solutions as a toolmaker. And tested even more. All Windows only. I wear the sackcloth and ashes of FreeCAD at home because

1: It's free and I don't need to buy a subscription. Billed monthly or annually-- your choice. I can use FreeCAD as I see fit.

  1. It does NOT require me to store my data in the cloud. I have worked on things that were trade secrets.

  2. If my internet connection goes down I can't access my work with the full ability to manipulate it.

  3. I absolutely detest the clown car UX that is Fusion 360. I don't want to click an icon and get a dropdown menu that's a dozen entries long, then click one of those and getting a submenu that's ANOTHER 6 entries deep. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.

  4. Learning difficult things does not scare me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why do steam users act like their game company and their billionaire is somehow their friend?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Because monopolies are good when it's one that I like!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

It's not a monopoly and it's certainly one of the best services out there so if GabeN has a spot in the line, it's at the back of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

If Steam isn't a monopoly because the Epic Games store and GoG exists, then Windows isn't a monopoly because Mac and Linux exist.

Look, I like Valve. They are better than the vast majority of big game companies out there. They aren't perfect, though, and they definitely have a monopoly on online PC game distribution. We shouldn't be blind to that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of apostrophe use is

its'

?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

That's how I learned to use the posessive pronoun of "it".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Unfortunately, the rules for apostrophes in English are made up for each individual word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Possessive it is "its"

It's = it is

English s weird

Great meme though!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

That I believe is only for plurals, such as:

(one) cat's paw vs (multiple) cats' paws

It, however, is not a plural, otherwise it would be "they". Though I must admit I've probably made the same mistake myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I don't really understand this buzz about Steam OS displacing Windows.

Windows is a general purpose computer OS; whereas Steam OS is a game-platform OS designed for the Steam Deck and similar devices. It doesn't seem to be the same use case. Obviously Steam OS could be used as a general purpose OS, if you just switch modes and install this and that software... but then what are you waiting for? There are already heaps of high quality general purpose Linux OSs already designed for that purpose. Linux Mint is a drop-in replacement for Windows, and has no problems whatsoever with games.

I mean, if you want to use Steam OS on your main computer, then that's fine - but I just don't really see a reason to use that rather than something that is already available, and already a desktop OS rather than a console OS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Maybe some people only use their computers to play games? I don't know. I've been wondering as well. Pretty much any modern distribution works fine.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Don't make me tap the post title.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I mean just saying it's optimistic is insufficient. "Fever dream fantasy" is closer.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You do understand what the joke is about, do you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

Why don't you explain the joke and we'll see

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Ok. Yes. I guess this wasn't quite the right place for me to post my piece.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (4 children)

Unfortunately the biggest issue now is the anticheats that only function on windows. My friends refuse to switch to Linux because you cannot play:

  • fortnite
  • league of legends
  • escape from tarkov
  • battlefield
  • apex legends
  • valorant
  • R6 siege
  • GTA 5
  • Rust
  • Destiny 2 Etc

They'll play other games but because they mainline one of these they refuse to leave. As long as SteamOS has no answer to these anti cheats windows will maintain a dominance.

Source: https://areweanticheatyet.com/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Fuck kernel-level anticheat.

I refuse to buy or play any games with Kernel Anti-cheat.

And I will die on that hill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

They literally care about market share and money watch the magical adoption of server stuff anti chest if Linux takes off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's on the roadmap, but not a current priority. First get it to work decently and iron all the kinks out of steamos, then they can look at anti-cheating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Its not because steam doesnt support it. Some of the games on that list have banned players from connecting online from linux. Apex legends put out a newsletter about how they couldn't keep up with cheating using linux OSes and so they had to just cut it off entirely.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

Don't make me tap the post title.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Who here wants a bathtub Mint distro?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Finally a comment that I expect from a simpsons shitpost community. Here's your reward: A scented candle!

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