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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone here forgetting that this makes it dense and not fluffy otherwise we'd have put literally everything conceivable into a waffle iron.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Are you sure? Waffles made in a waffle iron are fluffy so just because it's made in a waffle iron doesn't mean it can't be fluffy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Waffle batter normally has baking powder in it to cause it to rise, or the egg whites in it have been whipped to make it fluffy.

Bay biscuits... probably don't have as much baking powder in them as they're pretty dense when you dollop out the dough and they don't rise much in the oven.

So while you can make fluffy things in a waffle iron, just because you make bay biscuits in a waffle iron doesn't mean they're going to be fluffy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They're not as fluffy as waffles, but they're denser even out of a waffle iron. A waffle iron doesn't really compress what's in it, it just moves the batter around into veins, so that veins hold the fluffiness so I don't see why it would suddenly be too dense just because it's made in a waffle iron. The whole point of waffle irons is to get a combo of fluffy and crispy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Depends on iron really. Where I live, we have those that actually press the dough, not just enclose it, hence the name IRON.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

hence the name IRON.

I'm pretty sure waffle irons and clothes irons (and branding irons, and soldering irons) are called "irons" because they were historically just specially-shaped chunks of cast iron.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where I live we usually put a batter in the waffle iron, doughs usually get shaped and put on a pan (or put into a loaf pan to make bread shaped bread). All that being said, I'm in the southern US, we aren't known for making sense most the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Our batter is thicker, so it has to be pressed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

hence the name IRON.

I struggle to follow your logic there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Iron presses, or squishes anyway. Although just the name itself is not clear really. In my mind am equating it to iron for ironing clothes, so you press the dough into shape.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Waffle Press woul've made more sense in that case.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yup. So where I live the two are the same. Our dough is thick and needs to be pressed into shape.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is that not a scone tho?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm confused... What do YOU call a normal North American muffin?

Like a blueberry bran one or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Muffin in non-North American English refers to a part-raised flatbread, like a crumpet. In North America, muffin typically refers to a sweetened quickbread baked in a mold like a large cupcake, but shockingly even less healthy. The rest of the English speaking world generally refers to this as an American muffin.

In North America, biscuit refers to a levened, typically unsweetened quickbread. For the rest of the English speaking world, a biscuit is flat, unlevened, and often sweet, like shortbread. This would be referred to in North America as a cookie.

We do love to confuse each other.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In Germany, "Keks" refers to an English-style biscuit but the word is derived from English cake, while "Biskuit" means sponge cake even though, just like Zwieback, it means "twice baked". For some very odd reason English and French actually agree on the meaning of biscuit but neither bake theirs twice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This kind of word jumble is why I love languages. There's so often interesting history tied up in the etymology of a word or, like this, it's just insanity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Now someone is... checks notes... "Taking the piss" which either means giving us yanks shit or genuinely confused about how we could be confused... I think?

I'm a Damned Yankee that used to just be a Yankee working for a company headquartered in Scotland & Alabama for ten years. I don't know anymore!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Take Jimmy Dean sausage meat, the one in the plastic tube, and spread it over a sheet of cheddar bay biscuit dough. Roll it into a log and slice it at a half inch thick spirals. Bake in the oven at 350 freedom until golden brown. Dip the top in the supplied seasoning prepared as directed. Enjoy cheddar bay biscuit sausage rolls.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You are just baking from scratch, but more it's expensive and less healthy.

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything "spicy" or "garlic" flavored.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you hear "sausage cheddar biscuits" and think, "well that sounds unhealthy!" while clutching your pearls, then you don't understand what's going on here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

By reading a recipe really quickly and making your own, it will taste better and be healthier and cheaper. That's the point.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Your point is stupid because no matter how you make a sausage cheddar biscuit loaf, it's going to be unhealthy.

Less processed? Yes. More tasty? Maybe. More healthy? No. Easier? No. Faster? No. Cheaper? Negligible.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything "spicy" or "garlic" flavored.

You mean make everything garlic flavor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Shout out to garlic

It's my favorite gender

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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