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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Are Buddhist monks celibate?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

They don't eat meat unless offered to them, is what I heard m

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

Buddhist Hunk

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

YOU WILL REACH ENLIGHTENMENT OR I WILL BEAT ENLIGHTENMENT INTO YOU!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

D&D monks be like

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unless you are capable of violence you cannot be peaceful, only harmless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yep. Peace as a choice means violence was always an option.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Thats fire, im gonna steal that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some monks train their bodies either as part of their prayer or meditation, or train in order to be able to pray or meditate longer. They don't usually end up with arms that look like that, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have heard martial arts described as "meditation in motion" before

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably Tai Chi specifically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Yeah. But you don't get this kind of arms doing taichi. Lots of other benefits, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Violence is never the solution, but if backed into a corner and given no other option heck yeah he will ora ora you into oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Theres no ora ora if you get a monk like that to hit you, one hit will put you to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago

That's why monks are able to run up walls at level 9.

[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Been to Thailand a couple of times and I always thought Buddhist monks were holy lifelong devotees that never did any wrong. Turns out that there is parts of the country where reformed prisoners have the option to join a monastery as a monk to serve their sentence. So in many places, those tough looking monks you see are actually gang members and criminals serving out a sentence .... some of them are honestly reformed, some are working on it, and some are just gaming the system.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can also avoid military service in Thailand by becoming a monk, but you gotta be one for a good while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Sounds worth it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

always thought Buddhist monks were holy lifelong devotees that never did any wrong.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41263073

[–] [email protected] -3 points 18 hours ago

Lol "hardline Buddhist monk"

Previously my gender identity was a brindle french bulldog, but I think I just changed genders again.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Life is suffering, suffer through the pain to get jacked.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

He's prepared to kill Buddha.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I’m at the soup store but there’s no soup

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Warlike soup.