There's no way he topped an ostrich...
If anything, the ostrich fucked him...
And it was ashamed afterward...
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
did he really??
Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.
Spread the message as far as you can.
As sure as God's got sandals.
Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.
What a degen
Degens need to mind their scruples.
The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?
Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.
When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?
Spicy
Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.
Keep 'em coming.
It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
Or dead?
How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.
He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.
Allegedly
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
Crept up the cloaca smh
That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear
Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.
"more realistic" means "disgustingly homophobic" I guess
The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
I heard it was a sick ostrich
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
At least
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
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