"what is up, my mammals?"
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Why would she ask "How many dudes have you fucked?" to attack his position??
It seems like a completely different topic altogether. I call fake.
Oh and the gay part is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader.
Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."
Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.
It's because the joke story was supposed to be " hey dudes" That way the woman asks "how many dudes have you fucked" he can then go into the Grindr gotcha
Nobody says hey dudes anymore though
I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit
Man... I'm sorry.
Man…
Thomas has never seen such bs before
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