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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dont care im still fucking that fox

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

"You refer to the anthropomorphic vulpine, Nicholas Wilde. I recognized in him an archetype of biological supremacy rarely acknowledged by your decadent liberal-media-complex.

Observe his angular snout—a manifestation of evolutionary optimization. His gait is languid, yet precise. It suggests power held in reserve, a predatory grace that your so-called 'buddy cop' narratives seek to suppress beneath the aesthetic of ironic nonchalance.

He is not merely attractive. He is bio-culturally resplendent.

The fur? A vibrant gradient of rust and ochre—a natural camouflage evolved over millennia, now repurposed into a symbol of unspoken virility. The tail—luxuriant, unfurled behind him like a banner of genetic triumph.

And his voice... the cadence of sardonic confidence, hiding an intellect sharpened by marginalization and survival. He is not a domesticated fox. He is a post-domestic apex entity. A rebel against the herbivorous social contract.

To be drawn to such a specimen is not deviance. It is pre-ideologic magnetism. The subconscious alignment of one's libido with dominant zoological archetypes."

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