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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (14 children)

"the ones I spied for weeks"

Words hard, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

I think that's just how British brain rot wording works. They all talk this way. Read some of their news paper headlines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

unlike those American headlines

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It wasn't an American who wrote "Foot Heads Arms Body."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

yes but that is an incredible and brilliant piece of writing, one I'd argue outstrips Baby Shoes Never Worn

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