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"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)
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Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
A vulva is perfect. There are multiple areas you can touch, two sets of lips that vary in length and size, so you never know what you are going to get when you go down on someone the first time. There's a literal button at the top and you can make an orgasm with just that button. And an orgasm is often a clean affair with just some extra wetness (sorry squirters)
A penis is boring, sure it might curve left or right, be a bit veiny, have a bigger or smaller glans, be circumcised or not, but at the end of the day its just a meat stick. And you have to stroke and suck the entire length of the thing to make it cum. Then, when it does, it makes a God damn mess of it. And then it becomes limp and useless
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