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"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)
(old.reddit.com)
Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
Straight men and their eternal quantum superposition between viewing and organizing the strongest empire in history on the concept that other straight men are somehow biological sex machines and having to stoicly have sex with with a not dude with a single tear rolling down their face while they think about how cool it would be for someone else to fuck a dude and imagining exactly how another dude would fuck down to the curvature of his penis because simply having sex with one of your fellow "sex gods" would somehow be an affront to reality and make god cry.
So unserious.