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"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage) (old.reddit.com)

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Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical.

If she’s hard, she’s horny. Simple, equal, transparent

Some of these lines read like an ad for penises.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Penis, the cure for the common genital.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

PSA (Penile Service Announcement)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If she’s hard, she’s horny. Simple, equal, transparent

Also a completely nonsensical oversimplification, just like real ads!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Vaginas are poisonous. Penis… is toasted.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Now, I am just imagining a gay guy using pickup lines that sound like ad reads.

"You ever consider dick? It's sleek, stylish, functional and locally available. Try sucking dick today!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

organic cruelty-free dick in your area!