this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Is this a reference to something I missed? Or is it a generalization of American Christians?
This is just absurdism using the fact that there's a new pope as the basis of the meme.
It could just as easily be him saying God says it's ok to throw car batteries into the ocean.
How do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off.
Jesus it's like you've never seen Indiana Jones
kind of relevant xkcd/what-if: https://what-if.xkcd.com/160/