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Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller," the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. "Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!"

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Count explaining tax brackets would actually be kinda funny

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think he’d explain. What, ah, do you think he’s talking about here, huh?

(FYI it’s an unnecessary censorship, so possibly NSFW.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

He's clearly explaining his love of perusing and discussing classified documents.