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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good one, never heard that one before :)