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I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?
Into the shower.
Just tape them together, like a fleshy gattling gun
I think these people exist, based on my observations of the toilets at my current workplace
What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl
I know there are people with two, you could ask what they do ig
I imagine it to be like an udder but for piss
Spider Dijon mentioned
https://youtu.be/_DrSVRl_zNA
High five, my mind went straight to Mighty Boosh too
this👌but thumb and finger not touching, or two hands.
you did not just say that 💀