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Dear God,
A rock so heavy you cannot lift it is not an immovable object. Just cause you are weak does not mean you are right.
Kind regards, me
Even if they are able to lift it, it still would mean god wasn't powerful enough to create a rock so heavy even they couldn't lift it.
Making them essentially weak again.
Bro do you even lift
Dear nerd,
Get smote.
God
Joke’s on you, old man! I have a chariot of iron!