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Saw this at the supermarket right next to a $24 magazine called "ChatGPT: Start your own business!"

Things are getting bleak. Hopefully in the future the only time we see shit like this is in history books showing propaganda during the fall of capitalism

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This raises so many questions. Why is there a solar panel on the one guy's helmet? Why is there a jellyfish warning sign? Is it just not a real beach in Australia until there's some kind of deadly wildlife involved? Is the guy on the right Hamas? Why is the gun flaccid but also drawn by someone who has never seen a gun in their entire life? Why are there two ships in the background with very specific slightly different silhouettes?

I need some Ben Garrison level labeling on this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

From left to right:

  • PM Anthony Albanese is 'weak' on defense so his gundick is drooping. His nose is long because ohno pinnochio liar (could also be penile envy on behalf of the artist)
  • Energy Minister Chris Bowen is all in on solar power (not 'baseload gas' supposedly or nuclear but lmao go ahead and frack beetaloo basin and bomb the bight that's 'green') so he has a solar panel on his head
  • Defence Minister Richard (Dick????) Marles visited Hawaii or something? When something else was happening? But it was to meet with USA and Japan, this is probably trying to get back at Labor for painting former PM Scott Morrison as negligent for having a beach holiday while we had a catastrophic bushfire season
  • Foreign Minister Penny Wong is apparently Hamas now despite only putting forward 'both sidesing' rhetoric at best, so she has a kuffiyah

The 'warning jellyfish' is because Labor is 'spineless' (the joke is that the jellyfish are on the sand not in the water)

The ships on the horizon are Chinese ships that travelled down the East coast of Australia earlier this year and got everyone in a tizzy

The starfish on the sand are arseholes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Energy Minister Chris Bowen is all in on solar power (not 'baseload gas' supposedly or nuclear but lmao go ahead and frack beetaloo basin and bomb the bight that's 'green') so he has a solar panel on his head

Because if there's one thing that Australia is famous for lacking, it's sunlight.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

”Weak on defense”

lol, because aus-delenda-est faces so many threats and all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

If you listen to ASPI (which our pollies do) you'd believe Xi Jinping has already moved into Kirribilli House

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you, this clears up a bunch of totally impenetrable deep cuts which are also very stupid. I especially would never have gotten the jellyfish thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Unhappy to help please don't make me do libreading again catgirl-flop

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This clears things up because I thought it was Newt Gingrich and Ruth Bader Ginsburg with two other people, which would be odd for an Australian publication to put on their cover.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

They are very poor caricatures, the artist can't draw for shit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Why is the gun flaccid but also drawn by someone who has never seen a gun in their entire life?

this actually gets more wild the longer I look at it, I’d say it looks like a water gun or laser tag gun or something except it has no trigger and his hand appears to be inside the stock

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's a bullpup of some kind which is mildly sensible, i think they used the steyer AUG for a while. some guns do have a full hand thing instead of a regular trigger guard but that's more common in cold places because you can fit a glove in there or in places where you're going to hit people with the thing because you're a fascist piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bullpup is a decent explanation, although there’s no magazine for us to tell if it’s a bullpup or a normal gun with a big stock…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i think his arm is covering it, that thing is really giving me aug vibes and the grip doesn't look like it takes a mag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not getting aug or even bullpup vibes from it, but it's also not worth arguing over; even shitty art is art and is thus up to interpretation by the viewer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

even shitty art is art and is thus up to interpretation by the viewer.

i'm prepared to argue about this. if it's meant to be a specific gun then one of the three of us (including the artist) is simply wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

including an example of a rails-less AUG for comparison.

I can sort of see an aug if I squint, but the caricature art style really makes it look like the handguard flows directly into the stock, and there's not enough room for a mag in there. Also the barrel is just absurdly long for a bullpup, which I think is the main thing that's throwing me. this looks to me like if you asked a version of midjourney which had never seen an AR or an AK to draw an assault rifle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah i think the barrel is long because the flaccid wouldn't come across as well if it were shorter... or that's meant to be a suppressor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

yeah that's fair. looking at it more closely, I can see what you're saying, but it's just too cartoonish for me to fully make the connection, idk.

anyways now I want to build an AUG so thanks for that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We may have seventeen school shootings per week, but at least our dumbass chud editorial cartoonists can draw a damn gun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

like sure, it’ll be some monstrous AK/AR hybrid, but at least it looks like a real gun

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bruh I live here and I'm just as confused