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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I am led to the wall where I will draw my last breath. As the rifles are loaded, I am asked what my last words will be. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"what if it was called sexbear instead lol," I say, scarcely heard over the breeze rustling through the trees overhead. The air between us is taut, a wire on the edge of snapping, before the first man breaks. A fast exhale turns into a hearty guffaw, and soon the firing squad is in hysterics, clutching at their sides.

"Why, we didn't realise you possessed such wit," gasped the captain through tears of mirth, "please accept our most heartfelt apologies." I size up the man in front of me. A mere 6 foot 3, with biceps the size of watermelons, I realise that he is no threat to me. In one swift motion I bring my hands to his throat (I had escaped from the handcuffs prior) and snap his neck like one would break a twig. The other men have no time to react before I am on them, clawing in bestial rage and rendering them giblets.

I depart the camp bathed in the blood of my rivals, arm in arm with a beautiful woman who had passed by, and was drawn to my wild physique. I think to myself on the events of the day. In the end, I'm a wolf in a dog eat dog world, and you better believe I'm hungry.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Extremely BAD post, thank you.