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First online date I had many years ago we could barely hold a conversation, just not remotely a good pair. At the end he seemed to think it had gone well and asked me out again. I let him down gently and his response was to shout "RIGHT. FINE" and immediately get up and walk out. Didn't even give me a backward glance let alone say bye.
Can't think why he was single.
A bartender at my favorite bar asked me out (she female, me male.) Asked me to meet her at the restaurant, which I thought was a little weird, but whatever.
I meet her there, she's brought a friend as a buffer. I was like "Man..."
Funny thing, I and the friend got along much better than the askee, and I and the friend are good friends over 20 years later. I and the askee? No, not at all. Absolute unabashed golddigger.
That's always fun. It's like going on a date with Andy and heading off back home with Bert.