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What would you do if, against all odds, you were elected Pope? (hexbear.net)

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Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

the catholic uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

but also:

have the archives digitised/remotely accessible, get a gun, and go church to church shooting pedos worldwide
call for the immediate, eternal dissoloution of the "state" of Italy
official church position that the great satan is actually the literal embodyment of satan, kicking off the holy crusade against amerikkka and all of its satellite/vassal states (additional bonus of retaking and liberating jerusalem and greater palestine)
canonise Fidel Castro (while going straight to Marx, Lenin or Stalin might be funnier eventually, inflicting otherwordly levels of psychic damage on gusanos has the best immediate payoff)
the papal treasury shall fund the alliance of sahel states indefinitely

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

canonise Fidel Castro (while going straight to Marx, Lenin or Stalin might be funnier eventually, inflicting otherwordly levels of psychic damage on gusanos has the best immediate payoff)

sicko-laser

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