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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 23 hours ago (27 children)

The idea that people are making fake greentext screen shots is both puzzling and embarrassing. If you have the idea, just post it as a normal comment somewhere else—forging 4Chan screens is the path of madness.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (9 children)

Be me

see qt 3.14

wanttosex.exe

Show her my translated green text

She rips off her clothes

Give her the best three minutes of her life

See you later virgins

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
\>test  
\>test

Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.

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