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Anon watches Jurassic Park (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

>kid in a movie written by adults: "I am a distinguished reader of scientific literature"

>kid I made up in my own mind: "hurr durr I'm illiterate"

Idunno dude, seems like maybe the one writing the dialogue for the "kids in the 2020s" is the problem