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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Too young to remember all the 90s kids acting like Beavis and Butthead on the bus? Too young to remember hearing people yell beefcake in the hall and being toxic as all fuck because the South Park episode they saw the night before? Did you not have a kid at your school seriously injure themselves doing something on Jackass?

How about get the fuck off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

back in my day, our shitheads were cultured shitheads!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

No, I can assure you they were just shitheads. Just a different flavor of shithead.