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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Went to Disney 3x. Once when my grandpa died, then my grandma, then my dad. Allllll paid for by life insurance payouts. Not sure where I fit in here.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know this is a joke but there's people who don't accept life insurance payouts because they legitimately feel this way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Seems like a gross misunderstanding of life insurance and the wishes of the deceased, but people get weird about death.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's super strange. I hope they're wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

We'll let you hang out in the middle group.

I went once in my early 20s. Drove all night with a friend and stayed with his grandparents. Figured I should see what it's like since my parents didn't have vacation money when I was a kid.

Magic Kingdom was pretty lame to a 23 year old stoner. Should have spent the gas money on drugs.