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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Totally unrealistic... he would have just taken the baskets from the kids, then sent them to an El Salvador death camp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

for good measure he takes out all the candy, and throw 1 or 2 empty eggs as a sign of good faith.