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Sounds like the perfect opportunity to have the adult conversation about what constitutes a socially acceptable number of cows to have in your house. It's a very important conversation.
Is 2 weirder than 1? I feel like that would make more sense...
But when does the "parabola-of-acceptable-amount-of-cows-in-a-house" top out?
Asking for a friend of course...
1 is acceptable when you're a medieval peasant.
2-4 is never OK.
5+ is fine, but it turns the house into a barn.
Very true, after a certain number of cows they stop being inside your house and you start being inside their barn lol