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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

twist: jesus was a vampire

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.