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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man (theonion.com)
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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The Onion needs to try harder. I remember a time when their headlines were obviously fake. The best they can do now is headlines that are slightly unlikely.