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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ok but 15 miles is over the horizon isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Elves canonically see in a flat plane, which is why they're able to navigate to Valinor across the straight road, which is west of the grey havens ignoring the world's curvature.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bros' eyes make light curve

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you know, having elves just actually work like people used to think humans work would be pretty neat: elves literally do emit magical rays from their eyes and they see what the rays hit, elves do have 3 humors that need to be in balance, etc..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Cold elf sperm makes girls and hot elf sperm makes boys

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes, but it doesn't mention that he's 30ft tall. That might make 3.5cm pupils proportional.