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Anon calls Domino's (fedia.io)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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Anonymous 12/08/14(Mon)20:06:46 No. 15084767

>only know two numbers
>domino's and suicide hotline
>accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal
>guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do
>offers me a free pizza
>mfw that kept my from killing myself that night
>mfw domino's does a better job than the suicide hotline

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

good human

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