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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

How exactly would wearing a bikini top prevent hypothermia?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I realize you’re not a gamer, but I have a “frost guard cuirass of the wintery north” on my female elf, it’s basically a bikini made of dry ice, but it gives +83 to cold resistance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Can I get "Frost guard socks of the wintery north"?

My feet are basically made of ice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Cool. Do they have those on AliExpress?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I realize you’re not a gamer, but I have a “frost guard cuirass of the wintery north” on my female elf, it’s basically a bikini made of dry ice, but it gives +83 to cold resistance.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I realize you’re not a gamer, but I have a “frost guard cuirass of the wintery north” on my female elf, it’s basically a bikini made of dry ice, but it gives +83 to cold resistance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You'll look better. Bikini top really shines on a blue background

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

At least until the rigor mortis advances, then you won't really be able to make out the bikini from the ichor.