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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It kills me when I download a simple app to my phone that's 60 mb. When I was a child we built the world off 1.44 mb floppies. How did we stray so far from God's light?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Uber App on my phone is 1 GB!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fuck? (Edit: Although, does it have a map?)

Hmm...

AliExpress has no right to be that large, neither Opera. No reason to store that much cache. (Edit: cache and cookies are only around 500MB total. Hmmm...) Also, I set F-Droid to keep cached apps for 1 hour, what the hell is this?

I kind of forgot to manage my storage, as I usually do until I have like 5GB left...

Data will always adapt to storage size.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even 10years ago, I considered having an app over around 40mb to be huge, but now 60mb is kind of the norm

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't it about a web engine being roughly 60MB? 😕

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you mean by that that many apps are just website wrappers? Or did I get it wrong?

Indeed many apps tend to be that, at least many of my apps are open source at least and they tend not to have trackers and other bloat😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I was thinking about desktop apps when I answered, but I feel out of context now 😬

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ohhh, I was talking about android apps😆

Hmm, I havent checked much how big computer applications are on average

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Amen, we didn't have fancy "game engines" or "media assets" and we liked it.