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Conan O'Brian meeting his wife:
https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/
So it happens, it just helps if you're tall and ginger.
Step 1) don't be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
Be affable
Be interesting
Be presentable
No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
Have you ever been on planet earth? That's sadly false in many instances.
For men:
No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
I mean, Conan O'Brien isn't exactly beautiful
Have you seen that hair though?
I mean, I would have his babies, and I'm a straight man!
Disagree.
Disagree!
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O'Brian
"Don't be ugly" is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.