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submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Your thinly veiled bigotry is still just bigotry, despite hiding it behind a strawman

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

YOU ARE BEING TRANSMITTED LIVE ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION. NAME ALL THE ATHLETES THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED FOR THE LIVE AUDIENCE. QUICK FIRE GO!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Me: [unintelligible]

Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]

Me: AH! MIKE!

Me: MICHAEL JORDAN... MIKE TYSON... MICHAEL PHELPS?

Announcer: And that's time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I'm required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.