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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m an infinite, all powerful god that knows everything that can be known. I made an order of angel whose jobs are to 1) spin around my face, forever telling me how awesome I am; and 2) be guards to the gates of my throne room, to keep the wayward demon or lost soul from sneaking in.

Are you really gonna tell me that chopping that teeeeeenny little bit of skin off the tip of your shlong is unreasonable?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why did you create us with foreskin if you just want it removed?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Packaging for transport.

Jokes aside, fuck genital mutilation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Agree 100%. 🤜🤛

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wait till I tell ‘em what I’m gonna have ‘em do with their eyelids lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well, fuck. Really hadn’t planned for that answer, tbh. Bit awkward, this.