this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

”I was full aware the leopards would eat my face. I’m in great pain right now, but I believe it’s for the best ”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Hey that guy's face is being eaten by leopards... Let me laugh and condescend while the leopards grow stronger and stronger..."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The leopards are eating everyone's faces, including mine. While this is usually deadly to others, I'll be fine. I'm willing to take the gamble for everyone as a whole that if enough of their faces are eaten, things will be better long-term. The whiners need to grow a spine and let the leopards eat because the payoff will be worth it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The gammon types do know that their faces will get eaten, the important thing to them is that the people they hate will have their faces eaten even more. That's what happens when your life revolves around hating others.