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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I can't wait for Trump to rename the months after his family members.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I vote for "Ivanktober" because that's the creepiest of their familial relationships I can think of off hand. It'll really augment the spooky vibe of the season.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spooky season has been canceled due to being witchcraft and satan worship. You will instead be assigned a pew at your local evangelical church for reeducation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What priests do to kids is way scarier than Halloween anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Don't you know? Those priests were seduced by those children! It's the devil in them, making goodly and god-fearing men do these unthinkable acts! Really, we should be punishing the kids.

/sarcasm, for the people in the audience who will inevitably be too dense to get it