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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yea. These fish fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always forget and think they're mammals.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'll be honest with you, I think it's more likely I'm confusing them with whales as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dicks... All of them