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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, morning phone bad too?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It's bad for me, but not for that reason.

It's bad for me because I piss a whole hour or two of my morning away doomscrolling. That makes me late to work. So I end up staying later to make up lost time, I get home late, and then I wonder why I have no time at the end of the day to do anything...

I'm doing it right now, in fact. I will stop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Same. Gotta get it under control. I’m definitely unmedicated ADD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Lolol I maybe just sit on the throne for 5 minutes longer than I should 😂. But what, am I meant to sit on the throne and read a magazine, like a dirty commoner?? 😤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Perfect description of what I do most days. 😬