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Some poor soul earning his stripes at Spotify today. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My first week at a major fund company I was assigned to an internal business tool used by thousands. I noticed all the company email addresses in the sandbox weren't correct, so I ran a script to correct them. Cue a call from C-level to my boss asking why he got a "email changed notification". Followed by another.. And another.. And another...

I went out to lunch

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We hired a DBA that put a read lock on a production database table and went out to lunch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

That's, you've really added value!