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Nonstick Cookware Industry Furious at Suggestion They Should Stop Causing Cancer (futurism.com)
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

🧅 🧅 🫡

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You made me laugh, have an updoot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The updoot-to-text ratio is off the charts with this comment, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

How we start the day off under this roof

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

in the produce section thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I also want to salute my fellow onions 🫡🫡

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doing god's work

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean when there’s a fun little joke to be made, and I can post emoji-only rather than the usual text-only and my fellow nerds will like it, AND we’re in nottheonion which I didn’t notice until afterwards, how can I resist?