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I used to love doing these types of things as a child and I was terrified of dismemberment in movies. One day, my dad told me that what I see in movies is what the frogs, fish, and bugs that I'd torment (essentially anything that didn't make terrifying noises) would endure. That was a massive turning point in my life.
When I was four I stomped on ants for fun. Then one day my big sister rushed over and buried one of them and put a marker on its grave.
I still stomped on them, but kept thinking about what she did and I eventually stopped.
Nah fuck ants. But mostly just the queen. Support ant workers rights
FREE THE ANTS
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY
SUPPORT ANT COMMUNISM!
Yup, you don't need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.
I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out
Animals? Sure. But I have no compassion for insects lol (Yes insects are animals as well, but you know what I mean)
Not even bees?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOsGvDDJWo8&pp=ygUSd2luZ2xlc3MgYnVtYmxlYmVl
I burnt them with a magnifying glass!
I burned them with a lighter
That's a good sister.