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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

adoped french child

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I shot a bird once, with a pellet gun.

I felt fucking awful. Never will I kill something again with intent like that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

At this point? The frog is broken, can't fix that. Maybe get a new one?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Anon wants parenting advice

...And he looks for it at 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Enroll him at Le Cordon Bleu? Make sure he knows how to properly prepare frog legs and what sauce to pair them with.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

~~Eye for an eye~~ Leg for a leg. You know what you have to do.

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