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Asus bombards Windows 11 with christmas.exe malware-like Christmas wreath banner
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There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.
I suddenly have the UHF theme song stuck in my head. We gonna make a couch potatah outta you!
...We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.
/incredibly ancient joke
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