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Remember when they took a Nazi for some Burger King? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I'm on the list for sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they'll come around and investigate you and then you've made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I'm going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I'm way ahead of this tip.