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According to U.S. law, swine with a sexual odor must be condemned. (www.law.cornell.edu)

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§ 311.20 Sexual odor of swine.

(a) Carcasses of swine which give off a pronounced sexual odor shall be condemned.

(b) The meat of swine carcasses which give off a sexual odor less than pronounced may be passed for use in comminuted cooked meat food product or for rendering. Otherwise it shall be condemned.

I CONDEMN THEE, CUM SWINE!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

'Tain't nowhere says ah can't sell Eulabelle's ham hocks. They just gotta condemn 'em first.