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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (25 children)

I don't know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.

"Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste."

What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My local supermarket has sex toys on upper shelves in the family planning section, which is in the healthcare department. They don't look like dongs, so people shouldn't recognize what they are unless they know about them already. But kids might still ask their parents what that is on the shelf, and that is apparently worse than school shootings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah but have you considered that vibrators are very likely causing school shootings?

Vibrator goes brrrrrrr

Gun goes brrrrrr

Do you see the pattern?

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