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I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS (infosec.pub)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Insert <it's not much but it's honest work> meme. It only supports ints and bools, some logic and simple arithmetics and it compiles to Java but damn was it hard to get that far.

Can you guess what everything does?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it pretty much just wraps the expression in a "System.out.println();"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe "flex X" outputs to stdout and "flex X on the haters" outputs to stderr?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I like the way you think! 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm curious to know how your language throws and catches errors :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

flex X on the fools does verbose logs only.