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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Python:

print("Hello world!")

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    printf("Hello World!");
    return(0);
}

EDIT: POSIX-compatible shell:

echo "Hello World!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

PHP:

Hello World!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Rust:

Still fighting the burrito check fil er

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Python2 is only one character longer:

print "Hello world!"

And you get proper data types too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Shell is only meant for duct tape scripts, you know to tie two regular compiled programs together